Not easily offended >

Buy your this bleeping Watch

Ensemble Collection Japan Quartz Movement Watch with Fashionable Wallet and Stylish Matching Ballpoint...


Your husband probably doesn't even own a bleeping watch anymore. You ask him the time of day, he spends 10 minutes trying to get his goddamn cell phone out of his pocket. What the shit is that? Real men wear watches, and they need to get them in super bleeping classy gift cases like this one. It even comes with a pen AND a wallet. The absolute essence of manliness in one box. Why haven't you bought this yet.
I need to buy a bleeping gift for someone else