Not easily offended >

Buy your this bleeping Toolset


Apollo Precision Tools DT9706 39-Piece General Tool Set

$27.00

Your dad embodied all the virtues of American fatherhood: discipline, absence, and emotional abuse. Obviously, you haven't got a goddamn clue what he wants, so you might as well just get him this bleeping toolset.
I need to buy a bleeping gift for someone else