Not easily offended >

Buy your these bleeping Slippers


ACORN Women's New Spa 10455 Slip-On Loafer

$34.19

Think about all the bullshit you've put you mom through. She wiped your ass, fed you delicious food, and chauffeured you around like some bleeping head of state, and you're an ungrateful little shit who never calls her. The least you can do is get her these goddamn comfortable slippers that are actually good. Her feet are bleeping tired, probably from those 18 years of walking around picking up shit you left around the house. Christ.
I need to buy a bleeping gift for someone else